The "Side Wings"
Here we see one of the most remarkable structures of The Hair: the "Side Wings". It is defined by its parallel strands proceeding laterally and then sloping gently downwards before finally joining a second structure at the back of the head which resembles the sparsely feathered hindquarters of an emaciated goose or duck.
And what is it that is holding this glorious structure in place in stark defiance of the laws of nature? Well, hair spray undoubtedly plays a central role, but we can be assured that The Donald's Hair could achieve its preordained form by sheer force of will alone.